The Catcher in the Rye

"Life is a game that one plays according to the rules."

"That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are."

Girlfriend application

There are a lot of people in and out of my house lately. It's really been hurting my sleep schedule. Therefore, I need a girlfriend so I can sleep at her place. Here is the application for those interested. Copy and paste to your word processor of choice, fill it out, then copy and paste to the comments section. You may choose to remain anonymous, but might want to put some contact info down. Good luck.

Name:
Age:
Status:
A. Single
B. Divorced
C. Widowed
D. Taken/other

Kids?:

Education:
A. High school
B. Some college
C. Bachelor's Degree
D. Master's Degree

Experience:



1. Do you like Pitbull?
A. Yes
B. No

If answer is A, our time here is done. Thanks for applying.

2. Who is your favorite member of NWA? If Dre, explain why.

3. How much do you enjoy sports?
A. I watch from time to time
B. I closely follow all of my favorite teams
C. I don't care, really. But I will because you do.
D. I will watch any game on TV
E. I hate sports

4. If I fart in my sleep, do you:
A. Ignore
B. Get grossed out and leave
C. Call doorknob and punch me
D. Return the favor

5. Who is the hottest female celebrity. Why?

6. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being quietest) how quiet are you when others are sleeping?

7. What is your favorite type of sandwich to make?

8. What is the thread count on your sheets?

9. What are you getting me for my birthday?

10. True or false: 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Bonus: what is the sample rate and bit depth of cd's? What is used to correct quantization error?

Bonus 2: Name 5 parts of an internal combustion engine.

Small ramble

Don't ever forget the power of friendship. You will hear this many times. From many people. Because it is that important. Whether you have 2 or 50, it is no matter. Enjoy them. Love them. Help them. Be helped. Make it through life with someone. We are all here to support one another. Live with their imperfections. Love their imperfections. You have them too. Sometimes we fail to see the heart of another because of what we choose to see on the surface. Make time for your friends. Love your friends. Because they love you. Because we were made to love. Just don't ever become complacent with those around you. Don't ever assume they will always be there. Make each relationship better every chance you have. Never take them for granted.

-mwb